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April Fools Special: “Those Darn Dark Dots” ctm magazine

Voiceovers aren’t as easy as they look. I mean sound. Enjoy!

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  • W P on April 4, 2016

    Pls make ratatouille

  • der voss on April 4, 2016

    try say damn so you don't have those akwardly repeating r sounds 😉

  • Green Darkness on April 4, 2016

    Reminds me of the outtake from 'The Carol Burnett Show' where Tim Conway has trouble saying 'Dears SighHard Battery' (i.e., parody of Sears DieHard Battery).

  • Frank A. Hernandez on April 4, 2016

    After lmao, I'm now wondering what you could be making that has those darn dark dots. I love your videos, Chef John, & I've tried a dozen or so of your recipes & they're all spectacular. Especially the Rusty Chicken; I make it about twice a month. Thank you for sharing!!!

  • Craig L on April 5, 2016

    She sells shih tzus by dah sheshore…

  • Fabio Fernandes on April 5, 2016

    Lol drink less wine chef

  • Taylor on April 6, 2016


  • Jack Day Hovakimian on April 8, 2016

    If you mess it enough this many times, just change the sentence haha. Way less stress for you Chef John! 🙂

  • lovelyamor13 on April 9, 2016

    So funny! Love it when you go above and beyond those D… D… D..!!

  • stooge81 on April 12, 2016

    a smack in the back of the head with a freakishly small wooden spoon would've prevented this.

  • Randolph Crane on April 14, 2016


  • Poot Lovato on April 14, 2016

    Just say damn dark dots

  • Dante on April 16, 2016


  • MrEndzo on April 16, 2016

    there is a bug in this software

  • Sanne van den Berg on April 16, 2016

    hahaha. i love your channel most out of all of them! you are so unique authentic and funny !!

  • AphyAster on April 18, 2016

    "Darn duck duck" Oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard!

  • santanalz on April 20, 2016


  • Carol Kim on April 22, 2016


  • 5rotflol on April 22, 2016

    i had to adr a scene i acted in once. for those who don't know add is a term used for doing a voiceover for a scene. its a huge pain.

  • Sig Shooter on April 23, 2016

    Darn dot dots…dark dot…fuck it, you what i'm talking about.

  • mk on May 8, 2016


  • Sky Vins on May 8, 2016

    damn those darn dark ducks.

  • Christian Bignon on May 13, 2016

    Ha, ha, ha…!!! Good effort Chef

  • kassiedoo on May 30, 2016

    lmbooooooooo too funny!

  • Ching Leana on October 2, 2016

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this made my night!

  • Gawkie on December 19, 2016

    and above and beyond those d-..*seizure mode activated-

  • Arthas Menethil on March 23, 2017

    Chef John is a better man then me, in situations like these I'll just keep saying f*** between each try, steadily getting louder and more creative with my expletives with each failure.

  • Iris Trismegistus on April 4, 2018


  • Malcolm Powell on March 29, 2020

    Brilliant :))

  • Marcus Savina on July 31, 2020

    My good god, this is fantastic

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