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Chef Ramsay’s Christmas Crackers | Gordon Ramsay ctm magazine

It’s that time of year again – Christmas crackers. Chef tells some of the worst we’ve heard and is not especially impressed. Got any better ones?

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  • TangoKittyOmicron on December 25, 2013

    If nobody has all ready posted it:  Darth Vader says to the Emperor, "I believe Luke Skywalker is getting a football for Christmas." The Emperor asks, "How do you know this?" Darth Vader replies, "I felt his presents."

  • d w on December 25, 2013

    Very funny from a Great Guy Merry Merry

  • Hu Jun Yi on December 25, 2013

    When Gordon tells jokes he is basically spending time grieving for the faith in humanity. 

  • Vocarl on December 25, 2013

    Sweet lord they are some bad jokes but amazing at the same time! haha!

  • Steve C on December 25, 2013

    Merry Christmas Gordon!

  • dbauernf on December 25, 2013

    LOL, nutcase. Merry Xmas, Gordon!

  • Mike H. on December 25, 2013

    Why do cows lie down when it rains?
    To keep each udder dry

    …yeah I know

  • WHATTHEFUCKEIDOS on December 25, 2013

    The chicken crossed the road,because IT'S FUCKING RAW! 

  • perfectforehand on December 25, 2013

    What rhymes with duck? F**K!

  • christopher ho on December 26, 2013


  • Gats Nevar on December 26, 2013

    he dID THE THING

  • Daniella Emmass on December 26, 2013

    Gordon is so coool xD

  • Daniella Emmass on December 26, 2013

    Gordon is so coool xD

  • BakeLikeAPro on December 27, 2013

    Great video ! I enjoyed that chef Gordon !

  • Roadway Cat 旅する猫 on December 29, 2013

    You should just look up your meme and start telling those 🙂

  • Tanja on December 30, 2013


  • Fallon Taylor on January 2, 2014

    you're the best!!! i'll always be a fan 😀

  • jason hom on January 15, 2014

    What brand skillets or cast pans do you cook with ?

  • KJKJ on January 19, 2014


  • Arkein Pangilinan on February 9, 2014


  • Kuma on February 10, 2014

    He has to read the Gordon Ramsay memes.
    "The food is so oily
    BP apologised for it"

  • Tori Estrada on February 25, 2014

    Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!!!!

  • Joe McNeil on April 2, 2014


  • Cristian Zhirzhan on April 18, 2014

    Here because of tumblr

  • Carl Ainsworth on April 28, 2014

    'What's white and goes up'… I've never heard anyone call theirs a 'confused snowflake' before…

  • Ninjago AJ on July 27, 2014

    Uhhhhh no offense but those were the worst jokes I EVER heard in my 9 and a half years

  • Ninjago AJ on July 27, 2014

    Oops just read your comment is WAS supposed to be bad. Well congrats then lol

  • Necrodox on August 9, 2014

    "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it", holy shit I fucking lost it hahaha.

  • JustKlaineLove on October 23, 2014

    lord he's so adorable.

  • Adrianne on January 11, 2015

    iFunny brought me here

  • Noel Olson on January 25, 2015

    Gordon, please read all the Gordon Ramsay memes. Please, please, please.

  • Max Grant on January 26, 2015

    Evening Chef, You are pretty awesome guy if I do say. Found myself watching Kitchen nightmares and your cooking show (Forgot the name Sorry) during a rather… dark time in my life seeing you just rip into people fills me with some kind of visceral glee. not sure why, and the meals you cook are astounding. Keep on Keeping on!

  • Person on February 12, 2015

    Why did the chicken cross the road,
    Because you didn't fucking cook it.

  • Jrewb on April 5, 2015

    Spice the memes after cooked – real nice!

  • TOASTEngineer on June 30, 2015

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • Eel Fucker on September 11, 2015

    This is probably the only video we've seen that has very little profanity. 😂

  • NeoLedah on December 12, 2015

    Let's be honest, we all came here for the chicken joke.

  • kolehiyala on December 15, 2015


  • eXAKR on October 2, 2016

    0:24 for the chicken joke.

  • Flute McGlute on December 30, 2016

    u didnt fukin cook it

  • 1997Hawke on July 10, 2017

    "Oh my GORD."

  • Hunter Lux on April 9, 2018

    My left ear enjoyed this

  • Nia on December 1, 2018

    The fish joke made me laugh

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